I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
ttyl tear gas
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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