It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize
