I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
this just has baby written all over it
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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