If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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