everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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