btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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