You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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