i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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