im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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