Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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