There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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