Don't you send me to vm
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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