Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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