super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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