But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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