Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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