hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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