Those balls look pretty dangerous.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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