How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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