tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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