just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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