whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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