just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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