Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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