He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
