I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
