just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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