we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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