Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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