yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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