He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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