It's just like the Real World with babies
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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