I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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