Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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