that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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