wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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