He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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