I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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