going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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