and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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