David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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