he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
