I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
no you cant smoke seaweed
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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