Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My Sexting was not on an AP level
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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