I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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