return my video game
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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