Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
high people should be assigned attendants
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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