he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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