I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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