You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
i need some magic done to my vagina
I am available for nakedness
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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