Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
